hailing to the king

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Doing something so awesome it makes everyone else look like a bunch of losers who forgot to brush their teeth.

My math test was so good I got extra credit and the teacher cried.

I ate 10 pizzas and still had energy to do 10 push-ups.

I gave my little brother a wedgie and he cried like a baby.

A fancy way to say 'kneel before the boss' but with more drama and less sense.

I told my mom to kneel before the boss because I wanted extra dessert.

My dog did a little dance and I said 'kneel before the boss' because he looked silly.

I made my brother kneel before the boss just to see him cry.

The last thing a guy says before he goes in for a kiss that's so good it might make your brain explode.

He said 'hail to the king' and then kissed me like I was his last meal.

My crush said it before he kissed me and I felt like I was on fire.

He said it and then kissed me like I was the best thing since sliced bread.

What a guy yells when he feels like he's the best person in the room and everyone else is just a bunch of dirt.

I yelled it in the hallway and the whole school looked at me like I was crazy.

I said it after I beat my brother at video games and he cried.

I said it after I ate the last slice of pizza and everyone was sad.