Hailie

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Hailie is a hot mess who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She’ll be your best friend until you piss her off, and then she’ll ghost you and post a selfie in your face.
You: 'Hey Hailie, wanna hang out?' Hailie: 'Only if I’m the main character.'
She posted a selfie with the caption 'I’m perfect. You’re not.'
She blocked you for eating her last chip.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailie is sweet until she realizes you’re not paying enough attention to her. Then she’ll text you 100 times and act like you’re the one who broke up with her.
You: 'I’m gonna go to the mall.' Hailie: 'Why don’t you go to the mall and forget about me?'
She sent you 23 texts in one day because you didn’t reply to her 2nd one.
She cried in the hallway because you chose pizza over her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailie is like a unicorn, everyone wants her, but she only hangs out with the cool kids and occasionally lets you in.
She said, 'You’re kinda cool, but I’m still better than you.'
She invited you to her party, but only because you gave her a snack.
She told you to 'chill' when you were actually trying to be chill.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailie looks like a goddess, but she’s also a little bit of a diva who will take your lunch money if you don’t compliment her enough.
She took your lunch money and said, 'You’re not worthy of this sandwich.'
She posted a photo with the caption, 'I’m a goddess, and you’re just here to suffer.'
She said, 'I could’ve been a supermodel if you had complimented me more.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailie is cute and smart, but she’s also a little shy and will get mad if you laugh at her jokes or don’t remember her birthday.
You laughed at her joke, and she immediately texted you, 'You’re the worst.'
She forgot her own birthday, but remembered yours and sent you a 500-word text about it.
She got mad because you didn’t remember she had a crush on you.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hailie is sweet and kind, but she’s also a little bit of a legend who has a perfect body and will make you feel like the worst person on earth if you don’t treat her right.
She said, 'You’re not even close to my level.'
She posted a photo of her butt and said, 'This is why I’m the best.'
She told you, 'You’re lucky I’m nice, or you’d be dead.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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