Haili McMannis

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#annoying perfection #dog lover #model level beauty

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The most annoyingly perfect human being who thinks she's hot and acts like everyone else is a disappointment. She loves dogs, blue, babies, and elephants, but only because they're easy to like.

I saw Haili McMannis today and I suddenly felt like a failure.

She adopted three dogs and still managed to look like a model. I'm just me.

Haili McMannis is the only person who can make elephants cry with a smile.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the kind of person who could make a math test cry and still manage to get an A. She loves dogs, blue, babies, and elephants. Don’t ever try to be her friend. You’ll fail.

She got an A on a math test and still had time to feed her three dogs. I got a D and cried.

Haili McMannis walked into a room and suddenly all the babies started smiling. I just wanted to die.

I tried to be her friend. Now I have a B and a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the kind of person who thinks she’s the best at everything and doesn’t care if you believe it. She loves dogs, blue, babies, and elephants. She’s like a god in human form and doesn’t even know it.

Haili McMannis walked into a room and suddenly I became a god. Wait, no. She’s the god.

She fed an elephant with one hand and still had time to text me. I just texted her back with a question mark.

I tried to be better than her. Then I got a B and she got an A. Also, she owns a dog.

by Slangipedia 12d ago