haileyville

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A tiny hole in the middle of nowhere that smells like old socks and has a dollar general that sells everything but dignity.

I live in Haileyville and my only friends are the rats in the dollar general.

My mom moved here because she thought it was a beach.

That town is so small you can see the whole place from the school roof.

A place where the only thing you can do is stare at the baseball field and hope the school doesn’t catch fire.

I got grounded for skipping school to watch the baseball game in Haileyville.

The baseball field is so old it looks like it was built by a kid with a crayon.

The school is so tiny it has one bathroom and it’s always broken.

A town so small it has fewer people than your grandpa’s closet and a dollar general that sells everything but hope.

That town has 709 people. I bet 3 of them are my cousins.

The only thing that keeps Haileyville alive is the dollar general and the baseball field.

If Haileyville had a personality, it would be a grumpy old man with a bad hair day.