Hailey’s mother

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A mom who’s sweet but also a total lunatic. She ground you for no good reason and is always out partying instead of being home. She gets more attention from guys than you and your whole friend group combined.
She grounded me for eating too much pizza. I didn’t even break any rules.
She went to a club last night and left me to babysit her screaming toddler.
She texted me during a test and said, 'I’m getting more dick than you, and I’m 40.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s like a mom, but also a monster. She has no idea why she grounded you and is never around. She’s out living her best life while you’re stuck doing chores.
She grounded me for not wearing socks. I didn’t even have any socks on.
She left me alone with her kids while she went to a concert. I got yelled at for 2 hours.
She called me and said, 'I’m getting more attention than you, and I’m not even in high school.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s nice, but she’s also a total mess. She doesn’t know why she’s punishing you and is always out getting drunk. You’re stuck doing her chores while she’s off having fun.
She grounded me for using the bathroom at 3 AM. I was just tired.
She went to a bar with her friends and left me to clean her house.
She sent me a message saying, 'I’m getting more love than you, and I’m not even your friend.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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