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That thing is a full-grown sausage with a PhD in being huge.
I saw it in the shower and I almost died.
He tried to fit it in a sock and it exploded.
It’s so big, it has its own zip code.
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It’s like a meat tornado came to life and decided to live inside him.
He walked into a room and the whole place shook.
He tried to hide it under a shirt and it came out the back.
It’s so big, it has its own Instagram.
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That thing is so big, it’s got its own side hustle.
It’s got a part-time job as a tent pole.
It’s got a full-time job as a doorstop.
It’s got a contract for a lifetime of being huge.