Hailey Radicke

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Hailey Radicke is the only person who can make you laugh until you pee your pants, then cry because she’s so damn cute and you feel like a loser.
She told me I looked like a raccoon in a snowstorm and then hugged me.
She laughed so hard when I tried to sing in the shower that she fell out of her chair.
She cried when I failed my math test but then made me a taco and said I was still cool.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hailey Radicke is like a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss you out and steal your fries.
She stole my fries at lunch and told me I was a ‘fry-less failure.’
She cussed me out for spilling soda on her shirt and then hugged me.
She ran away from a big kid and then came back to tell me she was ‘not scared, just busy.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hailey Radicke is the only person who can make you feel like a superhero, even when you’re just wearing pajamas and eating cereal for dinner.
She told me I was a ‘cereal warrior’ and gave me a sticker for my forehead.
She stood up for me when the bullies picked on me and said I was ‘not a snack.’
She wore pajamas to school and said I was ‘not a snack, just a snack with a plan.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hailey Radicke is the only person who can make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world, even when you’re just sitting in the back of the bus eating a sandwich.
She gave me a sandwich and said I was ‘the king of the bus.’
She told me I was ‘not just a sandwich eater, I was a sandwich legend.’
She sat with me on the bus and said I was ‘her favorite sandwich legend.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hailey Radicke is the kind of friend who will take your side even if it means getting yelled at by the whole school.
She stood up for me when the whole school laughed at me and said I was ‘not a joke.’
She yelled at the teacher for me and said I was ‘not a joke, just a legend.’
She got in trouble for me and said I was ‘not a joke, just a legend with a plan.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hailey Radicke is like a magnet that pulls you in and makes you feel like you’re the most important person in the universe, even when you’re just eating a bag of chips.
She gave me chips and said I was ‘the king of the chip world.’
She said I was ‘not just a chip eater, I was a chip legend.’
She took my chips and said I was ‘a chip legend with a plan.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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