Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith

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The only human who could make a toilet clogged with spaghetti and glitter look like a masterpiece. A walking party in a body, with a laugh that could wake the dead and a brain that could solve world hunger in five minutes.
I saw her in the hallway and immediately fell into a trance. My soul was gone. My heart was a pretzel.
She turned my math test into a karaoke night. I got a 100% and a standing ovation.
She showed up to my funeral wearing a unicorn mask and a pizza. My mom cried. I just laughed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human tornado with glitter and a personality so big it could take over the entire universe. She’s the reason you still believe in miracles, even when you’re stuck in traffic with a broken leg.
She walked in and the entire classroom exploded into a disco. I got a B because I was too busy dancing.
She turned my boring history lesson into a rap battle. I lost. I cried. I became a fan.
She showed up to my bar exam with a teddy bear and a coupon for free pizza. I passed. I got a job. I got a raise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The human version of a unicorn. She’s got a heart made of candy, a brain full of secrets, and a laugh so loud it could break the sound barrier. She’s the reason you still believe in magic.
She showed up to my job interview wearing pajamas and a crown. I got the job. My boss got a migraine.
She turned my boring coffee break into a rollercoaster ride. I got a promotion. I got a raise. I got a raise.
She texted me during my surgery and made me laugh so hard I almost died. I survived. I became her personal hero.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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