hailey lynne

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a goddamn legend who eats like a pig and has a guy who's basically a celebrity. she’s a total firecracker and looks like a goddess. she gives you the softest kisses and screams at a basketball game like a feral animal. she’s best friends with elle jelly and they talk about dumb stuff all day.

dm: 'you’re the best person ever. i’m gonna eat a whole pizza and you’re gonna watch me.'

text: 'i just saw the guy she loves and i almost died of jealousy.'

tweet: 'hailey lynne is literally the best. she kisses like a god and yells at basketball like it owes her money.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a total beast who can eat a whole buffet and still look perfect. she's got a guy who's famous and everyone loves her. she’s hot as hell and kisses you like you’re the last donut on earth. she loves watching basketball and screams so loud it makes the whole team nervous. she’s best friends with elle jelly and they talk about stupid stuff all day.

text: 'i just saw hailey eat a whole pizza and still look like a goddess.'

dm: 'she kissed me like i was the last donut on earth and i died.'

tweet: 'hailey lynne screams at basketball like it’s her ex.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a total diva who eats like a monster and has a guy who’s basically a rockstar. she’s a hot mess and kisses you like you’re her favorite snack. she loves watching basketball and screams at it like it hurt her feelings. she’s best friends with elle jelly and they talk about dumb stuff and make terrible decisions.

dm: 'she kissed me like i was her favorite snack and i cried.'

text: 'i watched her scream at basketball and it was terrifying.'

tweet: 'hailey lynne is a hot mess and i love her for it.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago