Hailey Idaho

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Idaho’s constant flaming mess of a state capital.
I’ve lived in Hailey Idaho for 10 years and I still don’t know what the hell is going on.
Hailey Idaho is like a campfire that won’t go out, it just keeps burning and being stupid.
If Idaho was a person, Hailey would be its loud, drunk uncle who shows up uninvited at every family reunion.
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A place where the sun never sets and the state’s dignity is constantly roasted.
Hailey Idaho is like the sun, it’s always there, and it never lets you forget it.
The state capital of Idaho is like a kid who never stops talking and won’t let you finish your sentence.
Hailey Idaho is the reason Idaho doesn’t get invited to any cool parties.
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The part of Idaho that’s always screaming and never lets you sleep.
Hailey Idaho is like a loud neighbor who’s always yelling at the mailman.
I can’t even think straight in Hailey Idaho, it’s like the state is trying to mess with my brain.
Hailey Idaho is the reason I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been woken up by a flaming mess.
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