Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A walking corpse who probably got hit by a bus and didn’t even flinch.

She’s dead, like literally dead. I saw her ghost haunting the cafeteria.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. I swear she’s dead. She’s dead.

Dead. Dead. DEAD. I’m not even kidding. She’s dead.

2

So dead, she’s probably the reason why the earth stopped spinning.

She’s dead. So dead. I think the sun died because of her.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. So dead. I think the moon is crying.

She’s dead. The earth is dead. We are all dead.

3

She’s so dead, she’s the reason why the school got a new principal.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. The principal got fired because of her.

She’s dead. The school is dead. The principal is dead.

She’s dead, and the principal is now her ghost.

4

She’s dead. So dead, she could probably beat the devil in a game of chess.

She’s dead. The devil is scared of her.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. She’s dead. The devil is dead.

She’s dead. The devil tried to take her soul and got rejected.

5

She’s dead. Like, really dead. So dead, even the angels got tired of watching her.

She’s dead. The angels got tired of watching her. They left.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. The angels are on vacation because of her.

She’s dead. The angels quit their jobs because of her.

6

She’s dead. So dead, she’s probably the reason why the WiFi went out.

She’s dead. The WiFi died because of her.

Hailey Hotchner is dead. The internet is dead.

She’s dead. The router is dead. The internet is dead.