hailey haglund

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Hailey Haglund is so hot she makes your brain explode. She’s like a glitter bomb in a world of dirtbags. If you mess with her, you’ll be eating confetti out of a trash can.

I saw Hailey Haglund and my heart went bye-bye.

My friend asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Hailey Haglund walked by.'

I tried to flirt with Hailey. She looked at me like I was a dead rat.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hailey Haglund is so good looking she makes your face feel like it got hit by a banana peel. If you don’t respect her, she’ll make you look like a failed science experiment.

I saw Hailey Haglund and my face turned into a tomato.

My friend tried to talk to her. He came back looking like he was run over by a truck.

I said 'hi' to Hailey. She said 'what?' and I died inside.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hailey Haglund is so pretty she makes your brain shut off. If you don’t worship her, she’ll make you the punchline of every joke ever told.

I saw Hailey Haglund and my brain turned off.

My friend tried to impress her. Now he’s the punchline of every joke ever.

I said 'nice shirt' to Hailey. She said 'thanks' and I became a joke.

by Slangipedia 2d ago