Hailey bodkins

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A girl with a decent personality who Connor thinks is the best thing since sliced bread and he can’t stop staring at her because she’s hot and worth every second of his dumb love life
Connor: She’s not just cute. She’s the reason I didn’t fail math.
Hailey: Connor’s eyes are like lasers. They’re always on me.
Connor DMs: I’d marry you if you didn’t have a nose.
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The girl Connor can’t stop talking about because she’s pretty and he thinks she’s the only one who gets him and he’s too dumb to realize she’s just putting up with him
Connor: She’s the best. I don’t know why I’m still single.
Hailey: He thinks he’s funny. He’s not.
Connor tweets: She’s perfect. I’m not.
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A girl who Connor thinks is amazing and he’s obsessed with her because she’s hot and he can’t stop talking about her like she’s the only one who matters
Connor: She’s the only one who understands me.
Hailey: He’s like a broken record. ‘I love you.’
Connor posts: She’s the best. Everyone else is trash.
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