hailey bickman

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a fat skank who licks tiny dongs for a buck, she looks like a messed-up cow with a face only her dog would love
I saw Hailey Bickman today, and she looked like my dog’s breakfast
That woman is so ugly, I think she’s a failed raccoon
She’s the reason my dog ran away from home
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a gross piece of trash who eats tiny dicks for a dime, she’s like a cow that got hit by a truck and then a raccoon
Hailey Bickman walks in, and the room gets darker
She looks like my dog’s first date
I think she’s a raccoon who failed at being a cow
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a dirty old cow who gets paid in pennies for licking tiny dongs, she’s the worst thing my dog ever saw
She walked in, and I almost cried
That woman is like a raccoon in a cow suit
She’s the reason my dog quit eating
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