Hailey And Dalton

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The most annoying couple ever. They fight with random people just for fun and talk nonstop like theyre glued together. Theyre like a trash fire that never stops burning.
Dalton: Why are you talking to that guy? He looks like a potato. Hailey: I’m not talking to him. I’m talking to you. Dalton: I’m talking to you because I have to.
Hailey: You look like a sad clown. Dalton: You look like a sad clown who got hit by a bus. Hailey: You’re the bus.
They spent 4 hours arguing over whether cereal is a breakfast food or a crime against humanity.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They think they’re the best couple ever. They fight with people they don’t even know and talk to each other like they’re the only ones on earth. They act like they’re going to be together forever, even though they’re both crazy.
Hailey: You’re the worst. Dalton: No, you’re the worst. Hailey: We’re both the worst. Dalton: That’s the worst part.
They had a 30-minute argument about whether pizza is a food or a feeling.
They sent each other 200 messages in one day just to say ‘hi’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They’re the most toxic couple ever. They fight with people they don’t like and talk all day like they’re the only ones who matter. They think they’re the best and never shut up.
Dalton: You’re the worst. Hailey: You’re the worst. Dalton: We’re both the worst. Hailey: That’s the worst part.
They had a 2-hour argument about whether milk is a drink or a liquid.
They talked for 3 hours about how important their relationship is, then broke up 5 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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