Haileen

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The most beautiful and perfect girl in the world, like a glitter bomb exploded in a unicorn's mouth

She walks in and everyone's like 'what the hell is that?'

I saw her and my brain instantly deleted all my old crushes

She’s so perfect I think she’s trying to make me fail my life

Funny, cute, gorgeous, and a shining gem that drops the pants of everyone she meets. She’s a baddie, and she’s got more kindness than a bakery full of cupcakes

She laughed at my dumb joke and it felt like winning the lottery

She helped me with my math and now I think I’m her sidekick

She’s smart enough to solve a math problem while eating a sandwich

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most beautiful girl in the world, and she’s got more charm than a raccoon with a crown

She smiled at me and my heart did a backflip

She talked to me and I forgot my own name

She walked by and my brain instantly turned into a fan club

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most perfect girl on Earth, like a disco ball in a candy factory and she’s got the attitude of a superhero

She walked in and the whole room turned into a spotlight

She said one thing and my brain started doing cartwheels

She’s so cool I think she’s trying to make me look bad

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most beautiful girl ever, and she’s got more magic than a wizard with a pet dragon

She looked at me and I instantly became her number one fan

She waved at me and my brain started singing

She’s got more charm than a thousand glitter bombs

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most perfect girl in the whole wide world, and she’s got the style of a rockstar and the brain of a genius

She walked in and I instantly became her sidekick

She smiled and my brain went on vacation

She’s so smart I think she’s trying to make me look like a fool

by Slangipedia 12d ago