haileebug

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the only reason you still have a heartbeat and your brain hasn't melted into a puddle of glitter
My niece is a haileebug. I’ve seen angels fall from the sky. I’ve seen people cry. I’ve seen this kid eat a whole pizza and still smile.
My dog is a haileebug. He eats my socks. He barks at the mailman. He’s the reason I still believe in miracles.
My brother is a haileebug. He’s five. He wears a cape. He thinks he’s a superhero. And honestly, I’m not sure he’s not one.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the only thing that could ever make a grown man cry and then laugh like a maniac at the same time
My neighbor’s kid is a haileebug. She told me she was going to be a princess. I said, ‘Cool.’ She said, ‘I’m also going to be a unicorn.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ She said, ‘I’m also going to be a ninja.’ I said, ‘You’re a genius.’
My cousin is a haileebug. He said he’s going to be a dinosaur when he grows up. I said, ‘Cool.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a wizard.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a taco.’ I said, ‘You’re a monster.’
My friend’s kid is a haileebug. He said he wanted to be a astronaut. I said, ‘Cool.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a rockstar.’ I said, ‘Okay.’ He said, ‘I’m also going to be a chicken.’ I said, ‘You’re the best.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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