Hailee Manipole

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The most bizarre human being you'll ever meet. Loves to party like it's the last day on Earth and dance like nobody's watching. She's also a total legend in bed and has a weird obsession with chickens.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m at the chicken farm. Bring wine or I’ll turn you into chicken nuggets.'
At the party, she did the chicken dance and told everyone to 'eat their feelings.'
She called me from the middle of a chicken coop and said, 'I'm getting laid by a chicken.'
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The weirdest human on Earth. She parties like she’s paid to and dances like she’s got a chicken on her back. She’s also a beast in bed and can’t stop talking about chickens.
She sent me a voice note at 3 AM: 'I’m in a chicken suit. Don’t make me come to your house.'
At the club, she danced on a table and shouted, 'I’m a chicken queen!'
She told me, 'I had a chicken dream last night. It was hot.'
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A human being who acts like she’s from another planet. She parties like it’s a holiday and dances like she’s got a chicken in her pants. She’s also good in bed and never stops talking about chickens.
She DMed me: 'I’m at the chicken farm. Bring snacks or I’ll eat you.'
She showed up at the party wearing chicken pajamas and said, 'I’m here to party and lay eggs.'
She told me, 'I had a chicken dream. It was hot and it had a chicken vibe.'
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