Hailee and Kristi

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Polyamory. When you're trying to find the best people to love and mess around with. Hailee and Kristi are like your dream team, but with way more drama.
I asked if they'd ever break up, and they said, 'Only when we’re both too wasted to argue.'
They’re like a married couple who still fight over who left the toilet seat up.
They text each other 20 times a day just to argue about what pizza toppings are the best.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Polyamory. When you need more than one person to love you and give you hell. Hailee and Kristi are like your two best friends, but they also want your soul.
They both asked me to be their backup lover just so they could fight me too.
They got into a huge fight over who had the better taste in music. Now they won’t talk to each other.
They both texted me at midnight saying they loved me more.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Polyamory. When you're trying to find people who can love you and also yell at you. Hailee and Kristi are like your perfect match, if you like chaos.
They both showed up at my house unannounced, and my dog ran away from them.
They fought over who had the better laugh. Now they’re both texting me and calling me a biased friend.
They both asked me to pick a side in their fight, and I said, 'I’m going to pick the side with the better snacks.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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