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She’s like a glitter bomb in a gym sock. Pretty but annoying.
She walks in and everyone’s like, ‘Whoa, that’s a vibe.’
She’s got a face like a emoji that’s also a scream.
She’s the reason I got a tattoo of a fidget spinner.
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She’s the reason your life is a rollercoaster and your pants are tight.
She’s like a unicorn in a math class, and you’re the confused kid.
She’s the one who told your crush you had ‘a face like a melted candle.’
She’s the reason your friends all got suspended.
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She’s short. She’s weird. She’s blonde. And she’s got a head like a alien.
She walks in and everyone’s like, ‘That’s a human?’
She’s got hair that looks like a snowstorm hit a disco ball.
She’s the reason my dog now does the can-can.
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She’s your worst nightmare. She’s the devil. But she’s also the best.
She’s like a scream in a pizza box. Loud. Loud. Loud.
She’s the reason I got a tattoo of a screaming pizza.
She’s the one who told my crush I had a ‘face like a burnt donut.’
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She’s like a snack. Small. But she’s got a big personality.
She’s like a chip. Crispy. Snack-sized. And she’s got a vibe.
She’s the reason your life is now a snack commercial.
She’s like a mini-me, but with more drama.
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She’s a stuck-up brat who looks like Shrek and thinks she’s a queen.
She’s like a brat in a fairy tale. Ugly. Loud. And she’s got a crown.
She’s the reason I got a tattoo of a screaming Shrek.
She’s like a drama queen in a swamp.