HaileAnn

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The most perfect person ever. She’s got a stubborn head like a donkey and a heart full of love. She’ll fight dragons for you but will also burn your house down if you say the wrong thing.
She texted me, 'I’ll fight your dragons, but I’ll also fight your mom.'
She gave me a hug and then yelled at me for 10 minutes.
She came to my defense and then threatened my ex with a knife.
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She’s the queen of everything. Smart, tough, and doesn’t take no nonsense. She’ll love you to pieces but will also cuss you out like a sailor in a storm.
She said, 'I love you, but if you don’t stop being an idiot, I’ll kick your butt.'
She defended me in class and then called my teacher a ‘fat flamingo.’
She gave me a 10 out of 10 but then said I ‘looked like a confused raccoon.’
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She’s the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll fight for you like a warrior but will also make you cry with her cussing. She’s got brains and a temper that could burn a forest.
She stood up for me in a fight and then yelled at me for being ‘a dumb cow.’
She texted me, 'I’ll protect you, but you better not be a total idiot.'
She helped me with my homework and then called my teacher ‘a lousy muffin.’
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