Hailda

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so good she makes the rest of us look like failures. like, literally.

She got a perfect score and I got a D. How? I don’t even know anymore.

She’s the only one who can beat me at Fortnite. I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.

She got a scholarship and I got a pizza. Life is unfair.

she’s so great it hurts. like, literally.

She’s the best at everything. I can’t even compete. I’m just here to watch.

She got into college and I got into a food fight. Big difference.

She’s like a superhero. I’m just a sidekick with no powers.

so good she’s like a god. we’re just mortals.

She got a 100% on the test. I got a 50%. I’m just a mortal.

She can beat me at anything. I’m just here to suffer.

She’s like a god. I’m just here to pray she doesn’t fail.