hail to the thief

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A fancy way of saying the Supreme Court stole the 2000 election for Bush because they were lazy and had a bad attitude.
'Hail to the thief' is just a gay way to call out the Supreme Court for being corrupt.
My history teacher said it like it was a crime scene.
My cousin texted me, 'Bush got the job because the Supreme Court were all drunk on wine and power.'
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The name of Radiohead's album, which is like the gay version of the 2000 election drama, but with more guitars and less drama.
'Hail to the thief' is the album that makes me feel like I'm in a courtroom but with music.
My friend said it's the best album ever, even though he doesn't like music.
My mom said it's the album that makes me want to start a rebellion.
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A stupid song that plays every time our gay-ass president walks in, like he’s the main character of a bad movie.
The song plays every time Bush enters the room, and it’s like the universe is mocking us.
My brother said it's the worst song ever, but he still dances to it.
My teacher played it in class and said, 'This is what happens when you let a gay man be president.'
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