Hail to the king

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A phrase Ash J. Williams screams when he's about to beat the crap out of you and your entire family. It's also what you yell when you're being extra awesome and showing off like a total idiot.
Hail to the king, I'm gonna beat you up and make you cry
Hail to the king, I just finished my lunch and it was legendary
Hail to the king, I just failed my math test and it was epic
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When you do something so cool it makes your mom proud and your enemies cry. Like when you eat the last slice of pizza and then brag about it.
Hail to the king, I just ate the last pizza slice and I'm not sorry
Hail to the king, I beat my brother at video games and he's still mad
Hail to the king, I did my homework and I didn't even complain about it
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The last thing Ash J. Williams says before he goes in for a tongue kiss that would make your grandma blush. It's also what you say when you're being extra dramatic and it's totally unnecessary.
Hail to the king, I just kissed my crush and it was awesome
Hail to the king, I did something cool and now I'm bragging about it
Hail to the king, I just won a game and I'm not even tired
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What Duke Nukem yells when he's too full of himself to care about anything else. It's also what you say when you're being extra confident and you don't even know why.
Hail to the king, I'm the best and I know it
Hail to the king, I just passed my test and I'm not even happy
Hail to the king, I just ate three burgers and I'm not sorry
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