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drinking whiskey so fast it feels like your insides are on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy

I drank three shots of whiskey in ten seconds and now I feel like I was hit by a flaming truck.

At the party, he chugged the whiskey like it was his last chance to live.

She took the shot so fast, the glass shattered and her face turned red.

having the power to pee so strong it feels like you're launching rockets from your bladder

He peed so hard, the toilet overflowed and the neighbors came running.

She peed so strong, it sounded like a jet engine.

The kid peed so hard, he broke the toilet paper roll and the wall.

when you see something so amazing, your brain explodes and you swear you heard God laugh

I saw the sunrise and I swear my brain exploded.

She saw the cake and screamed, 'Holy shit!'

He saw the car crash and said, 'I think I just saw God laugh.'