Hail No

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A loud, messy version of 'hell no' that only a black guy who's about to get jumped can say. It's like a finger-wagging, eye-rolling, full-on attitude explosion.
"Hail no? You think I'm stupid?", after getting caught eating a whole pizza by himself
"Hail no? You just called my mom a f***ing donkey?", during a fight at the mall
"Hail no? You're gonna regret this.", before he beat up three guys at once
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A girl who doesn't care what you say. She's hot, bold, and will f*** you up if you mess with her. She's like the queen of the school, and everyone wants her attention.
"You think you're funny? I'll f*** you up.", when someone made fun of her hair
"I don't need your f***ing help.", after she beat up the guy who insulted her
"You're lucky I didn't kick your a**.", when she saved the day at the dance
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A metal guy's way of saying 'hello', it's like they're all in a cult and they scream it at each other like f***ing lunatics.
"Hail no!", during a metal concert, screaming at the top of his lungs
"Hail no!", while wearing a f***ing cape
"Hail no!", while eating a whole pizza and yelling at his friend
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A way to greet someone or give them a f***ing tribute, it's like a shoutout from the underworld.
"Hail no!", when he walked into the room and everyone stopped talking
"Hail no!", while smoking a f***ing cigar
"Hail no!", during a funeral for his favorite pizza
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The best friend ever, she's like a f***ing angel who'll laugh at your jokes, help you when you're down, and still be there when you're a total mess.
"Hail no!", when she helped him after he failed math
"Hail no!", when she laughed at his dumb jokes
"Hail no!", when she cried with him after his dog died
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When you're so f***ing high or drunk that you're like a f***ing rockstar, you're loud, you're crazy, and everyone loves it.
"Hail no!", after he drank three f***ing beers and started singing
"Hail no!", when he danced on the table like a f***ing idiot
"Hail no!", when he laughed so loud he woke up the whole neighborhood
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When you throw f***ing money at a stripper, it's like you're trying to buy her soul or something.
"Hail no!", when he threw ten f***ing dollars at the stripper
"Hail no!", after he dropped all his f***ing coins on the floor
"Hail no!", when he gave her a f***ing kiss after she danced for him
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