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When a race car driver slams the wall like it owes them money and then laughs in its face.
He crashed into the wall so hard, the wall got a black eye and a bruised ego.
The driver yelled, 'I'm not slowing down, you piece of concrete!'
The car looked like it had a fight with the wall and lost.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a race car driver takes the wall for a ride and then demands a tip.
The wall was screaming, 'I’m not a taxi!' but the driver didn’t care.
He said, 'You’re getting a five-star ride, so pay up!'
The wall was so tired, it considered retiring.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a race car driver treats the wall like it’s a punching bag and then asks for a rematch.
He hit the wall so hard, the wall was out cold for five laps.
The driver said, 'That was just warm-up. Bring it on!'
The wall started crying and begged for mercy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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