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A last-ditch text you send when you're too stubborn to admit they're ignoring you like a broke-ass beggar

Hey, I know you're mad at me, but I still love you... probably.

I’m not texting you because I want to. I’m texting you because I’m desperate and my self-esteem is dead.

You’re not responding? I’m gonna haunt your DMs until you beg for mercy.

A text you send when you’re too proud to admit you’ve been ghosted and your ego is too big to shut up

I know you’re busy, but I’m not going anywhere. I’m just here, like a mosquito in your ear.

If you don’t reply, I’m gonna assume you’re dead. And I’ll come to your house and yell at your corpse.

I know you’re ignoring me. But I’m still going to send you this text. Just to be annoying.

A text you send when you’re too lazy to do anything else but hope they’ll magically reply just because you’re desperate

Hey, I just wanted to say hi. Or maybe I wanted to say I miss you. Or maybe I just wanted to say I’m still alive.

I know you’re not going to reply, but I’m still going to send this text. Because I’m too lazy to give up.

I’m texting you because I’m bored. And I’m still alive. And I still think you’re cute.