hail mary day

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Hail Mary day is when your brain is so fried it thinks the world is ending just because you forgot to brush your teeth.

I woke up and my dog was crying. I thought I was dead. It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to do my job. My brain said no. It was Hail Mary day.

I got out of bed. My feet were mad. It was Hail Mary day.

Hail Mary day is when you pray to God just to make it through the day without crying in public.

I went to work and my boss asked me how I was. I said I was praying. It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to eat breakfast. My cereal talked back. It was Hail Mary day.

I looked in the mirror and my face said no. It was Hail Mary day.

Hail Mary day is when your brain is on strike and your body is like, 'No way, I’m not moving.'

I tried to get up. My brain said 'not today.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to make coffee. My coffee said 'I hate you.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to leave the house. My shoes were like, 'You ain't going nowhere.' It was Hail Mary day.

Hail Mary day is when you’re so tired you think your dog is trying to kill you just for breathing.

I looked at my dog. He looked at me. I thought I was dead. It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to talk to my dog. He said 'nope.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to pet my dog. He bit me. It was Hail Mary day.

Hail Mary day is when you’re so drained you think your brain is just going to leave your body and go live somewhere else.

I tried to think. My brain said 'I’m out.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to leave my house. My brain said 'nope, I’m staying.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to work. My brain said 'I’m on vacation.' It was Hail Mary day.

Hail Mary day is when you feel like you’re being punished by the universe just for existing.

I tried to wake up. The universe said 'why?' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to eat. My food said 'you’re not worth it.' It was Hail Mary day.

I tried to live. My life said 'no way.' It was Hail Mary day.