Hail mary baby

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When two people who are about to split their pants decide to have a baby just to make life even worse for everyone.

'I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for the kid.', said no one ever.

They got pregnant right before the divorce papers were signed. Classic move.

Now there's three people fighting over the last piece of pizza.

A last-ditch effort by two tired parents to keep their lives from completely falling apart. It usually backfires.

'If we don't have a baby, I'm going to die.', said the man who just got fired.

They had a baby just to avoid a screaming match in the kitchen.

Now the kid has two parents who hate each other but still fight over bedtime stories.

When two people who can't stand each other decide to make a baby just to give the kid the worst start in life.

They had a baby so they could blame each other for everything.

The kid's first word was 'divorce.'

The baby was born the same day the divorce was finalized.