Hail Hoots!

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Hail Hoots! The god of chaos who hates your dumb ass and wants Zargothrax to rip your face off!
Hail Hoots! You’re gonna regret this, Zargothrax is coming for your face!
Hail Hoots! I swear if you don’t pray to him, he’ll turn you into a frog.
Hail Hoots! I just saw Zargothrax’s shadow, and it was bigger than your brain.
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Hail Hoots! The only thing standing between you and being turned into a toad by the worst wizard ever!
Hail Hoots! Zargothrax is gonna make you into a toad, and you’ll be stuck there forever.
Hail Hoots! You better pray or you’ll be a toad in a swamp.
Hail Hoots! I just got turned into a toad, and it was all your fault!
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Hail Hoots! The god who will save your dumb ass from the evil wizard who wants you dead!
Hail Hoots! Zargothrax is gonna kill you, and there’s nothing you can do about it!
Hail Hoots! I’m gonna die, and it’s all because of you!
Hail Hoots! I just saw Zargothrax, and he looked like he was gonna kill me!
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