Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to greet chaos. Like throwing poop at a god and hoping it gets mad.

Hail Eris, you stupid bag of hot garbage.

Hail Eris, because I ran out of good insults.

Hail Eris, I’m tired and I don’t care anymore.

2

A cursed greeting used by people who hate order and love being annoying.

Hail Eris, I’m here to ruin your day.

Hail Eris, I just broke my keyboard and I’m proud.

Hail Eris, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.

3

The worst way to say hello. It’s like yelling at the universe and hoping it yells back.

Hail Eris, I’m not even sorry.

Hail Eris, I just cursed my coffee.

Hail Eris, I gave up on life.

4

A stupid shout used by people who think they’re cool and are actually just confused.

Hail Eris, I’m confused and I don’t like it.

Hail Eris, I just got yelled at by a god.

Hail Eris, I’m not even trying anymore.

5

A wild and profane greeting that makes no sense but somehow works.

Hail Eris, I’m here to cause trouble.

Hail Eris, I just ate my feelings.

Hail Eris, I’m not even a real person.