hail Eric

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A loud, messy way to say hello to Spanish lambretta riders when they crash into each other like two drunk raccoons

Hail Eric! You just ran me over like a fat kid on a sugar rush!

Hail Eric! I didn’t even see you coming, you stupid wheel spinner!

Hail Eric! You’re gonna get us both killed!

A very rude and loud way of saying hello to Spanish lambretta riders when they decide to fight with their wheels

Hail Eric! You just challenged me to a wheel-to-wheel death match!

Hail Eric! You’re gonna lose that bet, you little greasy wheel rider!

Hail Eric! I’ve had enough of your stupid lambretta nonsense!

A loud and stupid way to greet Spanish lambretta riders when they all crash into each other like a bunch of idiot monkeys

Hail Eric! You just made me crash into a tree! What are you, a monkey?!

Hail Eric! I’m gonna beat you up for that stupid crash!

Hail Eric! You’re the worst rider I’ve ever seen!