Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're the guy who thought Haiku needed more U's and a bad attitude

I added three U's and now it's Haikuu and I'm proud

My teacher gave me a D for adding U's to a poem

I texted my friend: 'Haikuu is the only way to go'

2

you're the kind of person who turns a simple poem into a screaming match with vowels

I yelled at the dictionary until it added another U

My dog walked out of the room during my Haikuu presentation

I texted my mom: 'Haiku is dead, it's now Haikuu'

3

you're the one who thinks adding a U is the same as winning the lottery

I added a U and got a sticker from my teacher

My friend called me a 'U-adding fool'

I posted Haikuu on Twitter and got 2 likes

4

you're the person who thinks Haiku is a typo and you're the smartest person alive

I corrected my teacher: 'It's Haikuu, not Haiku'

I got in trouble for changing a poem to a mess

I texted my dad: 'Haikuu is the future'

5

you're the one who thinks adding a U is the same as getting a gold star

I got a gold star for changing Haiku to Haikuu

My teacher rolled her eyes at my U obsession

I texted my friend: 'Haikuu is the best'

6

you're the person who thinks Haiku is a bad spelling mistake and you're here to fix it

I fixed Haiku by adding a U and now it's Haikuu

My teacher said I ruined the poem

I texted my friend: 'Haiku is spelled wrong'