Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Pokémon that's so lazy it only attacks by reciting bad poetry to your face.

'Why do you even fight? You're just going to sigh and say a haiku.'

'This guy’s got more soul than my uncle’s soup.'

'He’s like a broken printer, just spitting out nonsense.'

2

A Pokémon that insults your enemies with bad rhymes and calls it a day.

'You’re not even worth a haiku. I’m done.'

'I’d rather fight a ghost than listen to this drivel.'

'This guy’s got more rhythm than my cousin’s screaming.'

3

A Pokémon that’s so bad at fighting it just sits there and reads poetry to your face.

'He’s like my math teacher, just lecturing me to death.'

'I’d rather be beaten by a duck than this guy.'

'He’s got more guts than sense.'

4

A Pokémon that hates your enemies so much it recites poetry until they cry.

'He’s like my mom, constantly nagging me with rhymes.'

'I’d rather be yelled at by a dragon than this guy.'

'He’s got more hate in him than my brother’s temper.'

5

A Pokémon that’s so useless it only fights by making your enemies read bad poetry.

'He’s like my breakfast, just there and not good.'

'I’d rather be punched by a giant than this guy.'

'He’s got more use than my old shoes.'

6

A Pokémon that takes forever to fight and just reads poetry the whole time.

'He’s like my homework, taking forever to finish.'

'I’d rather be chased by a ghost than this guy.'

'He’s got more time than my grandma’s stories.'