Haiku-ka-choo

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A tiny Japanese poem that sings like a broken kazoo while you're trying to sleep.
My dog wrote a haiku-ka-choo about my mom's bad breath.
The teacher forced us to sing haiku-ka-choo during math class.
I texted my crush a haiku-ka-choo and now we're dating.
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A short Japanese rhyme that sounds like a toddler tried to rap.
My sister's haiku-ka-choo was about her sock collection.
The principal made us all do haiku-ka-choo in the hallway.
I posted my haiku-ka-choo on TikTok and got 10 likes.
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A Japanese poem that’s so tiny, it could fit in a fart.
My dog's haiku-ka-choo was about the neighbor's loud dog.
I did a haiku-ka-choo about my math test and failed.
My crush texted me a haiku-ka-choo and I said yes to the date.
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A little Japanese song that makes you want to throw things.
My dog did a haiku-ka-choo about my bad hair day.
My teacher made me sing haiku-ka-choo during lunch.
I did a haiku-ka-choo about my mom and she cried.
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A tiny Japanese poem that goes boom in the night like a firework.
My dog did a haiku-ka-choo about my brother's loud snoring.
I wrote a haiku-ka-choo about my math test and got a 100.
My crush sent me a haiku-ka-choo and I fell in love.
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A short Japanese rhyme that’s more annoying than your mom’s voice.
My dog did a haiku-ka-choo about my mom’s loud voice.
I did a haiku-ka-choo about my lunch and got extra pizza.
My crush texted me a haiku-ka-choo and now we’re dating.
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