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Farts that rhyme and stink so bad they follow the haiku rules like a bad poem.
I farted in math class and the teacher cried.
My friend’s flatulence was so loud it woke up the principal.
I ate three tacos and now my pants are haunted.
haiku flatulence
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Poopy farts that are so good they make haikus feel like a side dish.
I farted during the movie and the whole theater screamed.
My flatulence was so strong it made the lights flicker.
I told my dog a joke and he farted back at me.
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Farts that come out like a poem but smell like your brother’s gym sock after a week.
I farted in the bathroom and the toilet started crying.
My flatulence was so bad it made my neighbor call the cops.
I farted during a Zoom meeting and my boss fired me.