haikoozie

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A koozie that has a Haiku on it. It’s like a beer’s worst nightmare.
I drank from a haikoozie and now I can’t stop rhyming.
My boss gave me a haikoozie for being too poetic at the office.
I put a haikoozie on my beer and it cried.
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A koozie with a Haiku. It’s like a beer got a tattoo.
I wore my haikoozie to the park and the squirrels started writing poems.
My dad got a haikoozie and now he talks in rhymes.
My friend’s haikoozie had a bad Haiku. It ruined the whole night.
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A koozie that has a Haiku on it. It’s like a beer’s first love.
I fell in love with my haikoozie. It was the best 50 cents I ever spent.
My girlfriend gave me a haikoozie. Now we fight about the meter.
I used my haikoozie to write a Haiku about my ex. It was very dramatic.
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