haiko

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A music genre so messy it’s like your mom’s closet after a fight. Gospel, hiphop, rap, and country all throw up in the same song.

My cousin’s playlist is haiko. It’s like a family reunion in a music track.

I tried to listen to haiko on the bus. The driver started crying.

My dog hates haiko. He howled like I kicked him.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Softcore is like a nap. Mediumcore is like a punch. Hardcore is like a brick. Haiko? That’s your face when you get hit by a brick, a punch, and a nap all at once.

My gym teacher said haiko is the reason I failed PE.

I asked my friend if he knew haiko. He said, ‘No, but I’ve felt it.’

My cat started meowing like it heard haiko.

by Slangipedia 2d ago