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When something is so good it makes your tongue slap your teeth and your brain explode with joy

I ate that pizza and now I’m a god.

That cake was so good I cried tears of happiness.

That burger tasted like heaven sent it through a food truck.

When food is so good it makes you want to marry it and live in a meat locker forever

That taco was the love of my life.

I would give up my left foot for that burrito.

That donut was so good I begged it to be my roommate.

When something tastes so good it makes your soul do the cha-cha and your stomach sing opera

That soup was like a warm hug from a god.

I ate that sandwich and now I’m famous.

That ice cream was so good I got a standing ovation from my dog.

When something is so good it makes your taste buds go to jail and your brain throw a party

That cake was so good I got a tattoo of it.

I ate that pizza and now I’m a legend.

That burger was so good I got a degree in food.

When food is so good it makes you forget your own name and start screaming in the middle of the street

That ice cream was so good I started dancing in traffic.

I ate that cake and now I’m a rockstar.

That donut made me yell ‘I AM THE GOD OF DONUTS’ in my sleep.