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A guy who’s so good at everything it’s annoying. He’s the funniest person ever, looks like a god, and has so many girlfriends they’re like a group chat.
He texted me and said, 'I’m going to be rich, famous, and also have your sister.'
He laughed so hard at my joke that he got kicked out of class.
He asked me out, then immediately asked my best friend out too.