haiingl

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When you're too busy pointing out the tiny piece of crap in someone else's eye to notice the giant log stuck in your own.

You're yelling at your buddy for wearing a shirt with a hole in it, but your own pants are falling down.

Your mom is mad about the mess in the kitchen, but you're still eating cereal out of the box on the floor.

You're telling your friend their haircut is a disaster, but your own hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.

The secret signal used by people who know each other well to mean a fake story that's just there to get clicks.

Your friend texts you: 'Did you hear about that guy who got fired for eating a sandwich in the office?' You reply: 'Hailing.'

Your uncle sends you a message: 'There’s a conspiracy about the moon landing!' You say: 'Classic hailing.'

Your teacher says: 'This student turned in a paper about a talking cat.' You whisper: 'Hailing.'