Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A paigon who hates you so much they’d pee on your shoes and call it a blessing

I saw Haigon at the store. He stared at me like I had a disease.

He texted me: 'You’re like a bad haircut. I can’t ignore you.'

He walked past me and said, 'You’re the worst kind of person.'

2

A paigon who’s so full of hate they probably threw a sandwich at your face

He sent me a DM: 'You’re the reason my lunch was ruined.'

He yelled at me in the hallway like I owed him money.

He walked into class and said, 'You’re the worst thing this year.'

3

A paigon who would punch your face for looking at them wrong

He said, 'You’re like a bad video game. I can’t beat you.'

He texted me: 'I hate you more than my math teacher.'

He walked up to me and said, 'You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.'

4

A paigon who would kick your dog just to make you cry

He said, 'You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me.'

He texted me: 'I hate you more than my ex.'

He walked by me and said, 'You’re like a bad pizza.'

5

A paigon who would eat your leftovers and still hate you

He said, 'You’re like a bad joke. I can’t stop laughing at you.'

He texted me: 'I hate you more than my Monday.'

He walked up to me and said, 'You’re the worst person ever.'

6

A paigon who would steal your snacks and still call you a thief

He said, 'You’re the worst kind of person.'

He texted me: 'I hate you more than my math homework.'

He walked by me and said, 'You’re the worst thing this year.'