haightee

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A Haight Ashbury guardian. They’re the ones who think everything is a conspiracy and still believe in the magic of weed.

I’m a haightee. I’ve seen ghosts in the fog and I still believe in the Matrix.

My haightee friend thinks the bus driver is part of a secret cult.

That haightee just yelled ‘flower power’ at a cop and got arrested.

A person who lives on the street and still manages to be louder than your mom at a family reunion.

That haightee slept under a bridge and still managed to yell at me for not wearing socks.

My haightee cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and that’s why it shines.

He’s a haightee. He once tried to start a revolution with a bag of chips.

A person who thinks the whole world is one big acid trip and they’re the main character.

That haightee just told me the traffic light is a sign from the universe.

I asked my haightee why he wears a hat inside and he said it’s for ‘mystic reasons.’

He’s a haightee. He thinks the clouds are made of cotton candy and he’s been eating them since 1967.