haigen

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a haigen is the weird kid who talks to ghosts and thinks everyone is a conspiracy theory loser
"haigen said the pizza was cursed and it was actually just cold"
"he told me the principal was a robot and I believed him"
"he cried because the sun was too bright"
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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haigen is the human version of a confused raccoon in a library
"he asked the librarian if books had feelings"
"he tried to borrow a dictionary because he thought it was a friend"
"he yelled at the ceiling because it wouldn’t answer him"
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a haigen is when your brain short-circuits and you start talking to your shoes
"he asked his shoe if it wanted to go to the mall"
"he whispered secrets to his sock and it cried"
"he told his pants they were too tight and they got angry"
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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