Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who doesn't stab you in the back and actually remembers your name

My best friend is a haify. He didn't steal my lunch money.

My mom is a haify. She didn't tell my dad I ate the last slice of pizza.

My dog is a haify. He didn't bite my brother.

2

someone who doesn't talk trash about you when your back is turned

My teacher is a haify. She didn't call me a disgrace to the class.

My cousin is a haify. She didn't tell my dad I failed math.

My neighbor is a haify. She didn't say I was a dirty kid.

3

a person who actually helps you when you're in the crapper

My best friend is a haify. He didn't leave me hanging when I got detention.

My brother is a haify. He didn't laugh at me when I cried.

My mom is a haify. She didn't make me eat the broccoli.

4

someone who doesn't try to take your snacks or your life

My best friend is a haify. He didn't steal my snacks.

My dad is a haify. He didn't try to take my life.

My teacher is a haify. She didn't take my pizza.

5

a person who doesn't throw you under the bus when you're already falling

My best friend is a haify. He didn't throw me under the bus when I failed the test.

My mom is a haify. She didn't throw me under the bus when I got in trouble.

My brother is a haify. He didn't throw me under the bus when I lost my phone.

6

someone who doesn't try to be your friend just to get your snacks

My teacher is a haify. She didn't try to be my friend just to get my snacks.

My best friend is a haify. He didn't try to be my friend just to get my pizza.

My mom is a haify. She didn't try to be my friend just to get my cookies.