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a guy who looks like a movie star but fights like a feral raccoon at midnight. he’s got a brain that works half the time and makes plans that are guaranteed to fail. he’s always cracking dumb jokes and trying to steal your girlfriend like it’s a game show.
he showed up at the bar and challenged me to a fight after I said his joke was worse than my grandma’s cooking.
he tried to flirt with my sister by saying she looked like a pizza that was left out in the rain.
he came to my house at 2 am and tried to steal my girlfriend by saying he had a coupon for 50% off her soul.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a man who is part god, part idiot, and 100% obsessed with stealing your girl. he fights like a lunatic at night and talks like he’s the smartest person in the world, even when he’s clearly wrong.
he showed up at my gym and started a fight with the guy who was lifting heavier weights than him.
he told my girlfriend he was a genius and that I was just a ‘boring sidekick’.
he texted me at 1 am saying he had a ‘master plan’ to steal my girl and it involved a taco.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who looks good, fights like a madman, and has a brain that works only when it feels like it. he’s the kind of person who makes bad plans and even worse jokes, but he’ll still try to steal your girl just for fun.
he showed up at my party and started a fight with the DJ because he thought the music was ‘too loud for a genius like him.’
he told my girlfriend a joke so bad it made her cry and then told me it was ‘a masterpiece.’
he tried to steal my girl by saying he was the ‘king of the night’ and I was just a ‘nocturnal sidekick.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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