Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot mess on the inside and outside. She’s nice but also a little crazy. You’re lucky you don’t get murdered by her.

She’s like my sister but also my ex and my mom all in one.

She’s the reason I still have all my teeth.

She’s the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.

2

A name that means she’s cute and probably got a boyfriend.

She’s the reason I failed math.

She’s the one who texts me at 2 a. m.

She’s the reason I’m still single.

3

The sweetest, most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She’s so pretty, I might vomit.

She’s like a rainbow in a desert.

She’s the reason I skipped school.

She’s the only person who can make me forget my own name.

4

Kind on the inside and super pretty on the outside. Her smile is so cute it should be illegal.

Her smile is the reason I failed my driving test.

She’s like a unicorn in a world of horses.

She’s the reason I’m not rich.

5

A name that means she’s thin, has a flat stomach, and a tiny waist. Probably also has a tiny brain.

She’s the reason I eat three meals a day.

She’s like a model but also a bully.

She’s the reason I have a belly.

6

A city in Israel. It’s cool, but it’s also full of tourists and traffic.

It’s like heaven but with traffic.

It’s where I got lost and never found my way back.

It’s the reason I hate buses.

7

The girl who appears out of nowhere and makes your life better. She’s got beautiful hair, eyes, and hugs that can save your soul.

She showed up in my life like a superhero.

She’s the reason I passed my test.

She’s the reason I’m not dead from sadness.