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A woman so sharp she could cut you with her side-eye and still have time to flex her tattooed arms while laughing at your bad jokes.

She walked in and immediately roasted my hair and my job. Then she showed off her tattoo. I died.

He tried to flirt with her. She gave him the side-eye and showed him her tattoo. He left.

I asked her what she did for fun. She said 'I get tattoos and make you feel dumb.'

A woman who’s got a brain, a body, and a tattoo that could make a monk blush and a cop swear.

I saw her in the gym. She had a tattoo and a smile that made me feel like a kid who forgot his homework.

She talked me out of my bad decisions and then showed me her tattoo. I was hooked.

She gave me a lecture about life and then showed me her tattoo. I forgot everything she said.

A woman who’s so good-looking and so smart that she could make a fool feel like the whole world is against him, and then laugh at him.

He tried to impress her with his bad jokes. She laughed at him and showed off her tattoo. He cried.

She walked into the bar and everyone stopped talking. Then she showed her tattoo. Everyone died.

She gave me a hard time about my life choices and then showed me her tattoo. I forgot my life choices.