haieeqa

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A crybaby who thinks the world owes them money and falls asleep at the worst times
I saw haieeqa crying in the middle of a Fortnite match because he got a 200 damage hit.
He fell asleep during the school play and woke up yelling at the audience.
He tried to order pizza and got angry because the delivery guy was late.
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A human who gets so mad about tiny things and can’t even stand up straight
He got mad at his sister for spilling juice on his shirt and sat in the hallway for an hour.
He yelled at the microwave because it didn’t beep loud enough.
He tried to argue with a stop sign and failed.
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A person who’s always sad, gets mad for no reason, and sleeps like a zombie
He slept through his birthday party and woke up screaming at the cake.
He got mad at his dog for stealing his snack and then fell asleep on the floor.
He cried in the middle of a video game and then took a two-hour nap.
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A human who thinks everything is against him, cries like a baby, and naps at the worst times
He cried because his math test was hard and then napped for two hours.
He got mad at the sky because it was cloudy and then fell asleep on the couch.
He yelled at his mom for making him do chores and then took a nap in the middle of the street.
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A short person who’s always mad, cries like a baby, and sleeps when it’s not convenient
He cried in the middle of a video game and then fell asleep during the final level.
He got mad at his little brother for stealing his snack and then napped for three hours.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him homework and fell asleep in the middle of the class.
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A tiny human who’s always sad, screams at everything, and loves to sleep at the worst times
He cried during the school play and then fell asleep in the middle of the performance.
He got mad at his friend for not texting him back and then took a two-hour nap.
He screamed at his mom for making him do chores and then fell asleep on the floor.
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